Sparkle, Sass, and Shenanigans: Two Women Talk Cleaning
- Maid2Easy
- May 2
- 2 min read
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Linda – Practical, Pinterest-obsessed, and always armed with a spray bottle.
Tracy – Chaotic good energy, creative, and believes lemon juice can solve almost anything.
Linda: I finally tackled my oven today. You know what worked like magic? A baking soda and vinegar paste. Let it sit for 20 minutes, wiped clean like a dream.
Tracy: Oh, absolutely. I do something similar, except I whisper “I forgive you” to the grime before I scrub. Emotional closure helps the stains lift.
Linda: That… sounds disturbingly effective.
Tracy: It is. My kitchen counters are emotionally resolved and sparkling.
Linda: Okay, but for real—have you tried using dryer sheets to clean baseboards?
Tracy: No, but I have used old socks, duct-taped to my dog’s feet, and let him run around the house. Dual-purpose: cleans floors and entertains guests.
Linda: Tracy. That’s not cleaning. That’s chaos with a leash.
Tracy: Potato, potahto. Oh! Did you know you can clean your microwave by heating up a bowl of water with lemon slices?
Linda: Yes! Steam loosens the gunk.
Tracy: I add a cinnamon stick and pretend it’s a spa day for the microwave. Then I charge it $120.
Linda: Are you charging appliances now?
Tracy: Times are tough. Every little bit counts.
Linda: Speaking of money-saving, white vinegar is my go-to for windows. No streaks.
Tracy: Same! But I take it a step further—I clean my windows during a full moon while chanting “Out, streaks, out!” It’s 43% more effective. Science.*
Linda: Is the asterisk for a citation or just your signature move?
Tracy: Yes.
Linda: I don’t know whether to be concerned or impressed. Actually, both. Both is good.
Tracy: Thank you. That’s my brand. Also, did you know you can clean grout with a toothbrush and baking soda?
Linda: Yes! Classic trick.
Tracy: I use an electric toothbrush. Maximum power. I like to imagine I’m giving my bathroom a dental exam.
Linda: “Say ahh, tile.” You’re out of control.
Tracy: And yet, somehow, my bathroom is cleaner than my life choices.
Linda: Honestly? Mood.
Conclusion:If you take one thing from Linda and Tracy’s adventure in domestic semi-wizardry, let it be this: cleaning can be effective, affordable, and occasionally ridiculous. Whether you’re a paste-and-scrub kind of gal or a full-moon-ritual grout whisperer, your home will thank you. Probably. Or it’ll charge you back. Depends if Tracy’s been over.